From the final document of the recent synod of bishops:
It is hereby announced that posts on this blog are real, factual and reliable. This blog refuses to participate in the lamentable growth of Fake News, attacking and lampooning the Holy Father and other figures in the Roman Curia.
To this effect we have recently received a certificate of orthodoxy and authenticity from no less a person than Fr Antonio Spadaro. No one can henceforth doubt our loyalty and veracity.