In the spirit of Old Moore’s Almanac, we make the following predictions for the Year of Our Lord 2018.


  • Justin Welby apologises to the family of George Bell and to George Carey.
  • Pope Francis answers the Dubia.
  • In a timely response to Magnum Principium, Cardinal Nichols and the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of England and Wales issue a translation of the Mass into Scouse.
  • Dame Sarah Mullally is awarded an honorary Doctorate of Divinity from the Beda..
  • Damian Thompson is made a Papal Knight.
  • The Vatican Bank and the European Union simultaneously publish independently audited accounts .
  • On Holy Thursday, Pope Francis washes the feet of Donald Trump.

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