The Ancient Society of Pope Julius II
In response to recent unfavourable publicity about its meetings in the Palazzo Pucci,
the Society (a gay club for lonely Monsignors and their sympathizers),
has decided to take the radical step of relocating
to Southwark Cathedral
on London’s South Bank.
We are grateful to the Dean of Southwark (long an Honorary Member) for this imaginative ecumenical gesture.
We are sorry for the inconvenience caused.
It is hoped that special rates will be negotiated with EASYJET, and that there will continue to be dancing in the aisles,
and a bufeet supper.