As I have always suspected, North America is a cultural desert. Already kind readers are asking for the first two lines of the limerick cited by the good archbishop.

They are, of course:

There was a young queer of Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They spent all the night
Asking who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.

This version is quoted in the Appendix to the 1968 Cambridge University Press Variorum Edition of Eskimo Nell. As you might have guessed.