A Generous Invitation


The Pandaemonium Club
666, Pall Mall
London, SW1Y 5EP

Your Holiness,

May we at the Pandaemonium Club express our heartfelt admiration at the progress of your pontificate?  We had not hoped for so much in so short a time. Yours is a ministry of surprise and spontaneity, which we at the Club can only applaud.

Doctrine in the Catholic Church has always seemed to Club members to be weighed down by tradition and overly concerned with consistency. Your Holiness, in throwing caution to the winds and speaking from the heart without fear or premeditation, has opened a new era in relations between the Holy See and our own scarcely less venerable Society.

After ‘The Joys of Sex’, the ordination of women deacons! Things are certainly on the move.

I have been asked by the Committee, to offer you Life Membership, as a sign of our appreciation.

Should you honour us by your acceptance, a chair by the fire will be reserved in the smoking room for your sole use, where I am sure you will feel completely at home.

Jeremy Huntingdon Screwtape, KCMG

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