Too Indulgent?

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Marx, Kasper and Texel

Tax Consultants
Kirchenstrasse 1517,
Hamburg

Are you excommunicated as a result of marital complications?

If you are a German taxpayer we can help.

How does it work?

You will have read that under new regulations set out by the Deutsche Bischofskonferenz those who withdraw from the  Kirchensteuer may not receive the sacraments of penance, Eucharist, confirmation or Anointing of the Sick (except in danger of death), may not hold any ecclesiastical offices or functions in the church, and may not be a  godfather or godmother.

Marx, Kasper and Texel have now negotiated an exclusive agreement whereby, in the case of civilly remarried divorcees, an opposite principal will apply.

By agreeing to DOUBLE their Kirchensteuer in perpetuity, taxpayers can (exclusively through this office) secure re-admission to Holy Communion. There will normally be a nominal period of ‘penance’ involved in this arrangement – but we can assure customers that it is nothing to be concerned about.

Applications are usually processed, on a no fault, no-questions-asked basis, within a three month period. They should be submitted to this office, in triplicate, in a sealed envelope marked ‘Mercy’.

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